22 Nov 2006: Sometimes Drunkey's Luck Out

Sometimes Drunkie's Luck Out
Category: Blogging

...Okay so I drank a little...

After a kind of tiring day at work and running to the primary shop with Camelback closed...I made it to the Flava Shop reunion. I also brought Gya some gelato - I should have brought her a truckload since it's been forthcoming since MARCH! But wonderful soul that she is - she does not keep track or guilt you or have any negativity flowing off her soul.

We caught up on things and non things. We talked about all the clever things whimsical creatures such as ourselves do. We also talked about Capoeira Angola since my brother is interested in it - and she positively lit up talkin' about this. I think it will be a perfect fit for my broham.

We also discussed Bomblette Brunch. Months ago she had called to the homie hideout when it was on Hardy near 5th and said she was hungry and I said well come over and I'll throw some omellettes. Hyder happen to be there and he got his as well. That day Hyder christened my omellettes "BOMBLETTES" This saturday around 11-ish we are going to have a bomblette brunch at Gya's joint, I'll also be making French toast with Hawaiian Bread so it's nice and yummy. If you don't know Gya - you better kiss her ass now and get invited - hahahha. Coz we really don't mind who shows and who doesn't - we're gonna throw down. I think it will be 10 people for sure. Then again, these things have a way of going bonkers exponentially. Which is damn fine with me. I miss breakin' bread with everyone. I mean EVERYONE.

...on crazy brown girls...

Have i ever mentioned how much fun Krystal and Gizmo are?

Well shieeeeeeeeeeet they are.

Gizmo - how you gonna tell us to open wide...

No money shots in the smoke room...

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...on things lost...

A new Brez piece to add to my collection...

Well, when I broke up with the ex some months ago. I lost a lot of things. One of them was a painting he gave me that was painted by Brez. It had a gradation of greys and blues with a hint of yellow. I always loved that painting and when we broke up - he never gave me the painting and actually told my best friend - I have some shit of Saucy's and she's not getting it back. I chalked it up as a loss in the game. Of all the things that could be replaced - that painting was NOT one of them. It was rather large - 12 x 36. But like I said - it was just one of my losses.

So tonight after Gya and I grabbed the gelato, I offered her a ride home (yes, I love your crib girl)...We were talkin about something - and she said well YOU have one of Breez's pieces right? And I said no girl - I actually lost that painting in the break up. She said what? I said yah, He won't give it to me, it's hanging between the 2 pieces that Tim bought. And Gya is so gracious she's enthusiastically and matter of factly stated - well tell me what colours you'd like and we'll get you a new one girl. I said nooooo, i'll love anything that Breez does. She looked on this shelf and said,"Here, take this one..." Awwwww. What a fabulous surprise - Thank you so much Mistress Seventh Letter!!!

Now the losses of the past are left behind.

Once I felt the weight of naivete lifted off of me, I looked no more at those old emotions and weaknesses. I feel relief that my eyes are no longer shaded by falsely invested faith. I feel like a thorn was pulled out of my soul. It's a new time now. Fortunately, for me the bonds I have are strong within and without.

19 Nov 2006: Drunkey's with Tiaras

Drunkey's With Tiara's...
Category: Blogging

...So yesterday was my sister Keyla's 29th birthday. All her friends at work plus our other friends were all set to take her to dinner. I wasn't gonna make it to dinner coz I wanted to go to Breez's Opening Night for his exhibit. I never found the venue - coz I'm a ree ree. Gya caught up with me later on and let me know that she didn't have her phone on her.

...pre drunkey pics @ dinner...

Keyla and Xtina..

Kuya, Jen & Jeff, and _____

CJ & Nancy

James & another troublemaker - haha

Keyla and Kuya

Aaaw, our brother is so handsome huh

I want some damn food...

No really...gimme that plate

--- Everyone loves my little sister. 20 people RSVP-ed for dinner and then it was like 7 of us out to drinks...

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Round 1...Margarita Rocks - Barfarito Pukes. I didn't choose the bars! I was along for the ride. If my little sister is 29 I'm supervising the drinking. Although it is true - she can drink my ass under the table.

^ That was after the first round of purple hooters and zombie shots....

^ that was after drink 3

^ Hey Chris, thanks for drink 4 - I wish I would have had a pic of her face after the creepy jaeger concoction. No Jaeger for Chef Girl.

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^ Ordering drink 5 and 6 plus chilled Patron for Kuya

^ I think this was during the wait for drink 9

Zuma Grill:

I liked this place a lot better when it was the Salt River Saloon...I can't believe how packed that shit was. We were chest to chest...nut to butt...ass to ass in the most crowded narrow bar on the planet. And why was every muscular dude clumsy drunk and shoving. And why did my sister grab this dudes ass then play it off and he looked at ME like I grabbed his soggy apple!!! I can't believe my sister and linda actually met someone cool at this place and gave him my number. I could never go into that bar - it's just intolerable. So yeah - we close the ridiculously low bartab and break camp. Kuya says let's go to...

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...to suite 301...

^ Definitely drink 10!!!

You know it wasn't easy walkin' around all that sidewalk - in a fuzzy sweater, tweed hotpants, tights and 5 inch mary janes - but by GOD I was on a mission to watch my sister get Hyphy-nated.

^ drink # 11 for the drunkey!!! hahahaha

All these fools were kissin' on my sister sayin' happy birthday blah blah rub rub hug hug. Bleahhhhhhhhhhhhh. She has such a good sense of humor about these knuckleheads - hahaha. I'm not so kind. Not even to the dude with a british accent who stops to admire my thigh highs.

^ Drink 12 and she won't sit on the sofa things with me on the patio. Keyla says if I sit down I'mma fall out. I'm like stand up then girl. Xtina and I look at each other and I say - I'll cut her off @ the 13th drink...

^ Drink 13 and she looks damn good huh. She wasn't even hurk hurk hurkin' up nuthin and albeit she had a swerve to her step she didn't have slurrin' in her holla. So - uh, they do last call and she has the NERVE to walk towards the bar - I said you trippin' She said can I go pee pee and I say fine go pee pee. So James, Chris and I are waiting near the restrooms and I witness this chick fall no less than 3 times in a drunken sprawl - then crawl over to a raised platform and try to look sexy and shit:

<-- priceless.

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So that was the night and all kinds of other bonkers shit. I told everyone that was fun and shit - but next time I'm pickin' the spot for us to drink. Everyone was like OK. I told my sister I can't believe you met L*** in a joint like this - she said yah i did so tough shit, you are stayin' out tonight, coz you owe me even if you hate these bars - hahahahhhaha.

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Pat and Jeff...when I first moved here we all went to a bar and it was so fun --- coz they are totally bonkers and about havin' fun. When I walked out of Pukerita Rocks Jeff and Kuya were in line and Jeff was like OMG - i didn't even recognize you when you first walked out. What the hell! Mind you Jeff is a brother to me and he does NOT hold back. hahahha. He's like OMG you look good. I said haha you haven't seen me in like 3 months - shit's changin' bro!!! He's like Yah I guess - let's go drink - haha. His girlfriend is supersweet and looks like Carla Gugino - uh GORGEOUS. He told Kuya today - I'm not used to seein' our sister like that, it's weird. Bwaa hahhaa.

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Have I changed that much in 3 months?

Just wait until training is done. Then I'll be a damn machine.

18 Nov 2006: I just can't be near you...

First of All, Happy Birthday Broojeyla Baby...I heart you girl...

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...Okay guys, I'm going to do my best not to be Kryptic...

So this is the continuing saga from my previous blog:"Who knows you best..."The day after the date he'd sent me a text,"Good afternoon..." I responded with, "hi..." As an afterthought a little later I sent him a text that said,"So...are you thinking of me?" He quickly replied,"I can't stop." hahahaha. I retorted,"don't tease" He shot back,"NEVER."---

...on little surprises...

A few days ago L*** had sent me a message tellin' me he was trying to get back to Phoenix from LA. I was surprised to say the least, I mean afterall we'd only been on a short date over drinks. He's busy and I"m busy and as dope as he is, I didn't expect our schedules to jive...Even if he had never called I wouldn't have been mad, coz it was a great date, great experience and he's an exceptional man. Life gets in the way and often times 2 go getters just can't get it together. but...

But last night around midnight I'm sprawled in panties eating Droste Bittersweet Pastilles and reading the latest Issues of Giant Robot and Flaunt. I get a text,"things didn't work out but i'm passing through..." I texted,"Call me when you have everything settled" He said it would be an hour. Yeah right it was like 20 minutes. He got the car to where it needed and dropped off the Nascar stuff to a friend and called me.

I have to admit, my day was a bit tedious and sad coz some of the kids had quit and they are my favorites no less. I knew he was gonna surprise me coz I hadn't heard from him yesterday. So L*** calls and I say meet me at the 5 & Diner @ 16th and Colter. So I pull my pants on and strap on my sandals. Hahahah - He called me like 4x while I was en route to the diner. His last 3 days have been just as insane as mine. But I adore that he has principles that he STANDS on. So I'm off and the best I could do was fix my bedhead and put on some lipgloss.

So I walk up and he's sittin' on the patio smoking a cigar and chatting with the server. Okay that's underplayed - I peeled into the parking lot after flippin a 180 into the driveway. Oh how I love my little car. So I walk up and say Hi...and he stands up when I get there and he gives me a hug. The server comes up and asks if I'd like anything....I say plain iced tea. He asks if we'd like to order any food - and I say no I'm not hungry. We both laugh. So we're talking about how crazy the last week has been and I'm really looking at him.

He's got fabulous taste. His clothing is easy but you can see how hot his body is. He's trendy but not ridiculous. His hands and skin are beautiful and manicured. And he's looking at me and unashamedly tells me that I'm so damn sexy. I laugh and say oh even in the bright light? He said yes, especially in the bright light. Which is funny because last weekend when we went to the lounge that place is a bit dark. I kept lookin at him coz he was smiling at me. I would say What? He's like,"you're just beautiful..." I'd laugh and throw a modest,"thank you L***..." Then he'd do that thing. Hmmm how do you explain that "thing"...the thing like they are lookin at you like you are on a plate. He said WHAT!!! I said you are lookin' at me like I'm comin' out on a plate. He said NO...I said okay on a PLATTER!!! He said yah that's more accurate!!!" and gave out the HEARTIEST sexiest laugh ever. I really love it - he has no qualms or apologies in looking at me and being near me. Although...big ups on that super dirty hand kiss. Bad man!!!

Bwaa haahhahhaha.

So after sitting around and lounging until 330 am, he's like I have to go, my flight is at 7:15. I'm like Egad - I had no idea. He's like let me call a cab. I'm like no I'll take you, he's like are you sure. I'm like of course. Oh and you all think you know where this shit is going...but you don't. So I park my car and he's like,"you're coming in???," with this nervous look on his face. I'm like,"Of course I am...We're adults aren't we." Besides if he was leaving town again we should spend some kind of time together. And he's a damn gentleman to the CORE. In all of his behaviours...in every aspect of the way he acts: opening his own doors then mine, advising me that my money is never good for tabs around him, resting his hand on the small of my back while we walk, being super attentive, his hands holding mine, the look in his eyes when he asks how i AM / what would i like / do i need anything / smoothing the hair at my temple / not manhandling me even though he's affectionate...he's THAT. He looks a bit nervous. So I pull up a chair and he pulls up the one next to me. Coz --- uh that room is all just California King Size bed. So we're sitting next to each other talking and he's lookin' at me like I'm edible again and it's makin' me laugh. He's like,"what?!?" I'm like you're doing it again...He's like,"Sorry, I can't help it..." So he does this funny thing and says come here...and we're in front of this mirror and he holds me in front of him with one arm around my waist and says,"How do we look?" I tilted my head and said,"Like the beautiful people honey..." He nodded in agreement. So we revert to the chairs again and I tell him,"this is ridiculous, we need to take a nap. We've both had horrendously long days." I start to unstrap my platform wedges. He looks nervous now. Bwa hahaha. So I sit on the middle of the bed and tap the spot next to me. Hahaha. I'm so bad.

You know why I was being bad?

Coz I had total confidence in his self control as a man and that he is a gentleman to the core...And I was right. He never overstepped himself. I can't believe he took 3 pics of us and deleted them. hahaha. He is entirely too handsome to be deleting anything.The funniest thing he did was say Get up - I'm taking a pic of you to send to my boys. So I did that cheek point thing that April and Sharon taught me - hahaha. He's like hahahhahhaha - you look just like your myspace picture!!! Hilarious. So he sends the pic and his friends are like, "she's hella pretty - i know she's got friends, don't be greedy"

Truth be told...nothing happened. huh? We just got really close and talked about everything and tried to sleep. But he fidgetted and called in reinforcements on the phone and told me,"I just can't be near you...this is too close..." I said,"...why" He said, "Look at you, you're damn sexy..." and he'd start pacing in the room. hahaha. Soooooo kyoote. He said a lot of things, but nothing said more than his eyes.

I asked him," what do you want for your birthday?" With his eyes facing mine on the pillow he quietly said,"...just to be with you..." Then it got kind of out of hand for a minute.

Am I so cruel?

Time's passing more quickly now and he'll have to be at the airport in less than an hour. So we set plans...and he says,"I'll be back ____, I'll need you to give me 48 hours, I want to take you somewhere." With my hello kitty look on my face I asked,"Are you going to tell me where?" He said,"No, I want it to be a surprise..." I squinch up my face and say,"then how will I know what to pack???" He said don't pack anything, "I'll take care of it." How BOOOOOSSSSSSSY. I love it!

So I'm on the road at 6am. He's en route to the airport. I'm smiling at the brightening sky with the scent of a man on my skin.

12 Nov 2006: Who knows you best...

Let's start with the roughest part and work towards the buttery part.

...on work...

I went in today on my day off to do damage control on some cakes. I had lots of help and even after a double espresso and a diet rock star I was bleary. But I managed to stage everything for tomorrow, so with persistence and a bit of concentration all the lounges will be lined up.

...the wake up call...

I've had these late night bursts of alert shock. I will fall asleep and my eyes will pop open as if I need to do something so then it's a fitful fight to get back in sleep mode. Last night was no different so I fell to deep sleep about 4ish. No big deal - I wasn't worried, but then my phone went off at about 10:30-ish and it was Mommy 2. She really wanted me to come in and start staging...I was like no problem I'll be there by 1. I'm cool about it - coz you know I love my work, but a part of me is grouchy status coz I really just wanted to lay in bed all day. So I talk to April then I pop in the shower and I hear my phone go off and it's a text message...

"Good morning. You don't know me but I met your sister last night and she wanted me to have your number. Lol! By the way my name is L***."

...on the oddity and sense...

I responded," Haha, are you serious..."

He replied," Yes, I guess she thought we would look cute together. Smile!"

---I pause for a minute, to call my sister. Uh no answer. Fuckin' Drunkie - gotta love her, I know she was knocked out at Linda's. So we're playin text tag and I'm laughin as i send,"Can you get pics on your phone..." he's like,"If you are sending a pic of you yes, if you aren't no. I'm excited."

Well my stupide razor isn't sending pics - so I just call him and say give me your email - my phone isn't sending pics. He's like your sister told me you have a myspace, then he gives me his email to add him. UH HE'S VERY HANDSOME. Bwaa hahahaha. So he's not able to look at my shit coz he's doin' some Marketing thing all day at Nascar - but tells me he'll call me when he sees it and then told me i have a sexy voice and can't wait to see the pics, and would I like to meet later tonight for a drink or something. I'm like I get off work by 10 just call me since my sister already co signed for his ass - a drink wasn't gonna hurt anyone.

So that was around noon. The curiousity was killin' me, coz I got no reaction from him regarding pics and shit - so I sent him a text and said,"so did you see my pic???" and he replied,"I'm about to now."

So I went back to work and shit just hammering out sweet stuff. It's like almost 2 hours and I still din't get a reaction out of this cat. Oh HEYUUUUUUL NO. So I sent him a text and said,"Damn, did I scare you or what... Bwaa hahahahhah"

He immediately replied, "You are the most beautiful lady I've seen in a long time in fact you're fucking hot! I called and you didn't answer." So I check my phone and shit it's on silent with only the text on vibrate. Okay - So I'm the knucklehead in this one. I told him I'm slammed with work let me call you in an hour. He's like okay, but you are too hot to be single, what's really goin' on. I told him. He was kind enough to join the community concensus,"What a dumb ass!" That shit made me laugh all night. When a stranger calls it like it is - that's HIGH-larious.

So I get to work, organize, strategize, make phone calls...crunch some stuff - boost on some protein with extra extra hot sauce. Clean up, Break it down and then Gear up. The kids at the shop still laugh when i do my 3 turns then it's time to go thing. They are always like Ooooooh...we love you, you're sexy, you're beautiful...I think they just like my cooking.

<--Chriss, my fave espressito!!!

I'm all ready and I saunter next door to get an espresso and talk to Chriss and CC. My phone rings and it's L***. He tells me where they are gonna be and I tell him okay I'll pop down to Mill Ave it's only like 15 minutes from where I'm at. So I get down there and it's freakin' mayhem foot traffic. I call him after I flip a 'yatch and say where you at - he's like at Zuma Grill - I'm like hell no - there's too much activity here, I'm gonna drive past there in the Mini convertible...and he's like okay. So I pull up and say, "Get in..." Bwaa hahhaha Boooossssssy.

So I tell him," I can park and we can go join your friends - or I know a more chill spot down the street..." He's like let's go to that spot...So we go to Trax Lounge. He actually told me good call - nice kick it spot. And we're talkin' and it's been a long week for him goin out every night and up at 5am. Ditto for me - so I apologize in advance if I'm a bit bleary, but I was more than glad to be out with him. He apologized for the same shit. You know he's really impressed that my sister gave him my number. hahahha. Weirdly enough...we got along really well. More so than any of the dates and shit I've been on.

...What's up...

...what's up with his REAL roots...

...what's up with his DOUBLE DEGREE and his humility...

...what's up with PINNING ME TO A WALL then dancing on me until I blushed under the red light. Of course I feigned like I don't dance and then I threw one on him at the bar...and he said haha i knew it! If a man can move like that on the floor - you damn well know what he can do in bed...

...what's up with him being a DOPE TIPPER...he left her a tip half the size of his open tab and he didn't even flinch...

...what's up with being a TOTAL GENTLEMAN but having a lusty look towards me...that shit is Hot...

...what's up with the SEXY SCENT OF A MAN...aiiiigh...

...what's up with him and dad havin the same BIRTHDAY...

...what's up with all the BLUNT QUESTIONS, and the look of bemusement when I answer so truthfully...

...what's up with him telling me I LIKE YOUR SHOES...so I lifted up my jeans and showed him. He's like I love shoes and feet and smiles...and gave me this shit eating grin. I said no way. Then we spoke about Italy and shit. I couldn't believe how natural...

...what's up with SENSE OF COMMUNITY, awww...

...what's up with another INDEPENDENT GO GETTER, who can ask you what your future plans are and actually have his OWN future plans...

...what's up with HUGS LIFTIN ME OFF THE GROUND..ayyy...

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...on Just a smidgen...

I'm glad Keyla and Linda did a great job callin' this one. He actually was a good fit. And I'm not all in love and shit. But...i'm a smidgen less jaded, coz there is living proof of education, good home rearing, deep rooted family background, conversational skill, and YES April he didn't spell one damn thing wrong. It's nice to see that there are men out there who are calm and collected and just damn WITH it. It's dope to have a conversation with someone who has a good time and is unapologetic about admiring your beauty. You gotta love tall confident sexy men who smile openly with smashingly nice teeth.

I was actually sad that this date ended. Unlike the others i RAN from.

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He called while I was driving home to see if I made it okay while he was feedin' his Drunkey friends - hahahha. I said almost - I just gotta stop to get Kuya some soda. He's like okay, call me when you get home -- so I know you made it safe. I confessed,"I'm shocked you didn't go in for the kiss L***. He said in a hushed tone," I wanted to kiss you from that first minute I saw you - but I'll wait - believe me..." Bwaa hahahhha - but all i said was Ayyyyyy yay yay...

We'll see.

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The day started out Sour but ended up Sweet...

It's the little things right...

It is what it is...

08 Nov 2006: Uptown, Downtown Getdown - Hoes Down...

Uptown Downtown Getdown - Hoes Down
Category: Blogging

So today i deleted n.... from my account and also put him on block so he can contact me no further. I've been askin' him steadily for 3 weeks not to speak to me any further. Hopefully this will drive the point home. I don't know why he thinks we can be friends when in reality - you should not betray your friends coz friends last longer than hoes. Yanno.

Ironically, his friends betray his confidences. Tell me not only is he not makin' rent - after his hoe tells him not to worry about rent coz she's got it - he ends up givin' her half his check to cover HER rent. On top of that he posts a fuckin' blog talkin' about he needs a jacket and shit. Ain't that some shit. Fuckin' hilarious. ABSOLUTE POVERTY. Crash was also drunkedly nice enough to tell me that he is having beef with people at work - and they are cutting his hours. Zokes and Crash can sense that his time in AZ is coming to an end. Crash has also told me that both Adam and Tim say that more than likely it is going to be a "kick him out the house" situation and that Zokes and Crash are looking for a new roommate and feel NO guilt about that shit at ALL. You reap what you sow motherfucker - I never wished anything on you except to feel what I felt --- to take back the misery you gave me. There you go.

I also like how his so called homies hit on me and shit. Bwaa hahaha they ain't your homies mothuhfucka - coz they trying to climb up on some shit you are still in love with. Fuckin' beautiful.

This entire situation could not have played out better if I would have written a damn screenplay about the shit. There is NO way I could have manipulated the shit to my favor. Simply put - I am friends with these people and I intend to remain their friend. It's THAT simple.

Besides - if you are so in love with that slut then be with her ass. Don't come crawling to me - coz you have no game left with me. I am no longer drunk on your poetry plus your lazy pathetic ass hasn't even written any poetry in a year. you are beyond cut - you are julienned...

Funny, all the times that I've seen them together - they belong together - they are both short with weird arms and big ass heads. Kind of like this bobblehead proportion in a weird dirty white trash way. It figures that he would end up with a slutty ass trailer park lookin' bitch. I mean afterall, didn't his father catch his mother getting the dick slid up in HER - so if men look for their mothers - he would need to be with a slutty ass white chick. In the end all these things make sense.

08 Nov 2006: Sometimes Shit's just FUNNY

Funny funny shit...I love when people go out and can't afford to. All hurtin' and shit. Bwaa hahahhahahhaa

Meanwhile - I've got the entire lone wolf and cub series and if anyone wants to come over and have a filmfest with me - let me know. I also have a ton of foreign and shock films I just bought. i have the NERVE to buy flickas when I don't have the time to watch them.

That's all for now. hahahahha.

03 Nov 2006: Brutally Dope

So...After a damn good nights sleep & your standard 9 hour workday --- I was off to the Blunt Club to see Signorino Ciphurphace & Scratchy Grapla...

You know I've seen them in action twice before and this time was just as awesome as previously. I particularly feel the Brutally Honest joint he has. I also like his anthems to whack emcees and the way he clowns so eloquently. Brutally Dope is what the fellas are. If they are playin' in town I'll always be around and I'll be in the front. I'll put my hands in the air, shake a fist and throw a peace sign. It's how it's done at their gigs. I adore the fact that he slips in passionate fuming spoken lyrics over the static noise of the crowd.

I don't need to see your face to hear your words...

You moved through verbal fire...

Uuuuuh...

Doin it...

All that scratchin is makin' me itch...

I love that face you make Grapla...it's so smarmy and smartass...

...makin' me itch.

Signorino Ciphurphace it's always a pleasure to be at your shows...Even though I was a little faded at this one. hahahha

Yes Grapla - I got your lumpia...

and if you make fun of "a'te" for takin' pics. You gotta take one. Besides while they are performin' we can be takin' pics and leanin on each other. I'll be the chef - you do the eating...hahahha

I love my asiatic man brothers. They are truly beautiful. Keep doin what you do and it will be given to you. As much as you love it and as hard as you work it is only destiny that you succeed. I look forward to the next show. But you'll prolly get lumpias long before then.

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I was a bit faded tonight and it was a great crowd. Although those wedge stilletto boots were a bit tiring it was damn worth it. A woman came up to me and said - you got a mean ass stroll girl. I said yah - some fools might hug on fat rolls - but they bonkers for my STROOOOLLL. haha.

I decided to bring the camera...coz I always seem to forget it.

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E-Lo...I love this adrenaline Junkie girl. She took her first solo skydive jump and yet - she still managed to kick it all night. She knows a lot of shit about me and I like that she's a steel trap.

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G-nes. OMG he was in a fabulous shit talkin' mood tonight. And as we were double fisting drinks - I encouraged him to continue shit talking. He is so artistically talented and I have to pick up my turtle painting that he did for me...I will put up pics of that shit. This guy is so great. It's strange - even though we only see each other sporadically - he always seems to be chatty with me which I love coz he's hella funny...

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Jerm...I love his speaking voice. It seems on the edge of nonchalance but it is actually calm. He's like noooo, no picture. I'm like shuttup. He's the picture and embodiment of cool in attitude and lifestyle. And hey Jerm - you best get your ASS to the next grill we throw - or I'm tossing a flipflop at your shaved head FOO.

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Stephanie...the very FIRST girl ever I met at the Blunt Club back when it was thrown at the PI. We sat opposite each other in those overstuffed wingback chairs - the red ones. Dude comes up to her and says whassup with your friend - and I shake my head NO in a panic. She tells dude she doesn't wanna talk to you. hahahha. It was over after that. She was all blunted too and busted out a granola bar and offered me some - hahahhha. Her energy and constant pursuit of knowledge endear her to me. She's always on some adventure of her own choosing - and every hug is a pleasure. Her spirit is genuine.

You like that shot of the filling in my molar huh?

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...Jessicated...could you be ANY more gorgeous Baaatch. You need to come over for a slumber party again and jump in the pool - then I'll scare you with Japanese Movies again. hahahhha.

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Gizmo...Infamous...of Easy E halloween costume fame...of crackin' up April with her shakin' hands story...of vintage gear rockin fame. I love Giz - she's totally bonkers and up for love and hugs...She'll be spinning again at TMBT - i will be there.

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V...my fabulous warrior woman. Just lookin' at you makes me smile.

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Baron (sp)...Networkin' KING...runner of 3 businesses and knower of MANY. A believer that it's not about being in the circle but MAKING a circle. I enjoy it every time we bump into each other...I'm lookin' forward to the late night euro supper collaboration - although having the press around makes me a little nervous, but I'm sure he'll keep me calm.

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Hydacious. aka Mr. Hyder. aka Masta Foo. Of course Hyder comes to talk to me after I'm all sweaty from shakin' my ass to the Ciphurphace/Grapla show. He just wanted to thank me for that cake and how great it was and told me about his birthday dinner and he was so tickled when he layed out his menu. I said it's faboo Hydacious - like you're 10 again, he said yah 18 again right - I said hell YAH. I never worry around Hyder - I know he'll make sure I'm doin alright at any of his gigs. He said that cake is so big I'll be thankin' you for 2 weeks - haha. When I left tonight he said be careful. I said I will. He said coz you gotta drive all far and shit. I said I know. He said are you okay? I said yes I'm great just a little tired. He said don't JEOPARDIZE yourself - be careful. I said I know Hyder and smiled. Then he did the gangsta point.

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It's nice when people care and make SURE you are cool. I think I like these little photo journals. ALTHOUGH --- I wish I would have taken a picture of this dude I saw at the coffee joint when I picked up an espresso pre-club. I walked in there to grab a quad and say hi to Chriss. And when I did my Stilletto stroll in this FINE ass Italian dude is sitting there talkin' to his homie. He's like waterfall tall, with dark skin like mine and a winning smile with that dope wavy hair uh coz he's got a motorcycle. And after he checked me out a 3rd time and told his friend huh again - I slowed my stroll to a dainty step. Bwaa hahaha. I even stopped to put splenda in my quad. Then I turned my head slowly with a grin and mouthed silently, "whassup"...bwaa hahahha and he got all flustered. Fuckin' cool. haha. I'm sure I'll see him again. It's only a matter of time.

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It was so cool tonight - Felicetti came up and said Hey , I just wanted to let you know that cake was so good - Hyder's birthday Cake...I said Oh thank you so much. He then admitted he's actually had it twice. haha. I told him I'd meant to tell him that I really enjoyed his set at Shimmy Mondays but I was too twisted to say anything that night. hahha. He said - yah we ALL were. Gooooood Shit.

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So I had this funny conversation with the bouncer. Coz last week I was told to "play" nice in the club. Ha-freakin'-HA...Uh I was rollin' alone - GEE what could I possibly do?

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That's it - I'mma eat these jalapeno poppers and go to bed. It's been a long fun and crazy day. TCBY - takin' care of business Yaddadamean.