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Showing posts with label copycats. Show all posts
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Wednesday, January 7, 2009

07 Jan 2009: Still Imitated...Still Motivated


I'm still laughin...

Still laughing at you heffa's trying to rock bangs and funky boots and steez. Naw - keep tryin' it's okay. The headcount went up 2 this week. And since no one will tell you I will. If you have an ugly face don't try to rock a child like haircut. If you have no cheekbones don't try to cut it so slick. If you just don't have the demeanor to do it - don't do it. It is a brutal and blunt lookin' style to rock and if you ain't rockin' it right you look like a Perpetratoress...

Also, keep imitating. When you try to take something from someone else even if it's their steez - something will be taken in exchange. This is a basic principal of nature for you heffa's that didn't pay attention in biology. The last couple wannabees that copied me had a lot of bad things befall them, job loss, divorce, breakups, etcetera. So keep imitating and I'll make some popcorn.

Next...

I wore my funky shortstack Japanese-ey lookin sugar boots and a cord 3/4 cut coat to work today...It's a little funky but who cares I got a shoe shopping date with my girl Monica today. OMG these heffas be hating...so today i initiated...

THE PIMP WALK...

hi haters

bye haters

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

27 Aug 2008: Designer Imposter - erm Saucy Imposters

You heffa's get on my nerves and you know who the SHIT you are.

Designer Imposters...

You know what gets on my nerves...designer imposters...get your own hairstyle, get your own STEEZ, get your own individual style boyfriend and get off my nuts...coz while I smell like ISSEY MIYAKE...you just smell of dollar store imposter. Bleh on YOU. Imitation is not a form of flattery - kiss my entire brown ass with that shit. I mean seriously is this really necessary - it peeves me to no end.

I don't need a body double - I do my own stunts.