Lately people have been coming to me to vent about greedy people. Emotional and otherwise. I love people who think they can have their CAKE and eat it too. YOU KNOW WHY? Because I will have the opportunity to watch their asses CHOKE while i suck down my quad espresso.
Beware. Don't choke in front of me coz I'm not dirtying my hands to heimlich you. Holla Front.