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Wednesday, December 26, 2007

26 Dec 2007: It's called the Past coz it's Passed...

I've been putting this off in respect to Christmas...but now that Christmas has passed...I'm going to fire...

Incident 1)

Over a year ago right before I met sister and her friends went to a bar and met a dude named L. They took one look at each other and said, "SAUCY"...they then gave him my phone number and some text messages and myspace peepin' insued. Basically - I went on 3 dates with him. We had ONE chaste kiss. However...he did indicate that he thought of me often and his homies co-signed such statements. However...once Julian ...I advised L that I now had a boyfriend and he should act respectfully. He also confessed that he now had a girlfriend who had been his girlfriend in the past. I clowned about his recycling...and he called me cold but laughed. He admitted to lookin' at my page and reading my blogs and feeling jealousy. How odd. I shrugged it off. So over the last year he has randomly called. I remember him calling over 5x on Valentines and I didn't pick up the phone...there have been other incidents as well. The most annoying was around 1130 pm a few weeks ago.

L---! Behave your ass. I have a man. We are TWO-gether. I don't understand why you must call or text or whatever when you have a girlfriend. I don't egg you on and I wish you well - but get the fuck on with that. It is disrespectful to me and to the female you are with. You are a pretty goodlookin' cat but you ain't goodlookin' enough to infiltrate on my house and you ain't goodlookin' enough to sideways a chick that is your hometown girl.

Don't even bother tryin' to run game on a female that's a real G.

Consider this a smidgen of Mercy that I don't put your face and phone numbers on deck...also consider it a Final warning.


Incident 2)

A few days ago I heard my text message alarm go off while I was running errands for the Crashwarming Party. It was kind of early for texts to float in for the eating gig - so I checked it. I can't believe this shit.

I've held my tongue for deserve this.

First of all...Keep your WISHES to YOURSELF...uhhhh...don't you have a girlfriend or something to keep you occupied? Why the hell are you sending text messages to another woman first thing in the morning. Curb your dog Bitch. Bwaaa hahahahahahhahahhahahahahahhahha. Okay still laughin. Bwaa hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhaa

Second of all...Pour some dirt on your already dead ass...

Thirdly...I haven't spoken to your Whack ass in like 16 months - let's try for another 16/160/1600 months.

Fourth...You have no business tryin' to talk to your ex...or telling people you wish you could talk to your made a decision now live with it. Keep my phone, my name, and any nuance of me the hell out of your mouth and while you are there keep my brothers names out of your mouth as well. Just keep yo' shit away from mine and it will be cool. Be fabulous in your squalor.

Finally...I'm glad you are the dumbest dipshit on the planet I ever dumped.

Someone asked me what was the one thing you liked about your ex? I said this,"I liked that he is the dumbest motherfucker in the world so I could dump his ass - or i never would have been out with Wendy and ended up meeting Julian."

Been around the world and back Cracka...ain't shit crackin for you Huh....

Bwaa hahahahhaha


I don't recycle dates or exes. When I am done with you I am done with you. If the parting is due to circumstance then I won't feel the urge for retaliation. I just get amnesia. However, if it ended in betrayal and bullshit - you will get served, it's only a matter of time. My memory long and my fist is swift.

When I love people I love them in totality...but when I exorcise you out of my life it's just a stank ass turd flushed away.

Exes cannot be friends. At least not to me.


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th3 7th

GIRL...i had a guy i don't care for AT ALL that i formerly talked to, then dropped...he text me on christmas! i didn't have his number saved, and when i asked who it was he beat around the bush until i figured it out...

then i gave my phone to a friend that we both know...and he start textn him back from my phone. fuck those dudes.
Posted by th3 7th on 27 Dec 07 Thursday - 10:11 AM
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grrrrrrr! at what point is THAT okay?

yeah what you said.

Fuck those dudes.
Posted by Saucy on 27 Dec 07 Thursday - 10:14 AM
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Phahahahah... Well Martha.. he thought he had something he didnt.. just tell that fool to harass someone else.. better yet call the phone back moaning at 3am, when his girl is home.. i bet he stop then. lmdao... And A (f-en)+ for not being the recycle gal! I have to admitt... I do recycle.. ... i guess one of us has to...
Posted by ♥L3sLi3♥ on 27 Dec 07 Thursday - 10:12 AM
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you know i put fools on Front Street. Who cares!!! Bwaahahahahha.
Posted by Saucy on 27 Dec 07 Thursday - 10:15 AM
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Laura Bess

i was going to write 'puttin' fools on front street!' and i see you beat me to it....great minds think alike.

people must have been text happy this past week cuz the same thing (but not to this degree) happened to me twice.
Posted by Laura Bess on 28 Dec 07 Friday - 2:30 PM
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law student

uuuuuuuuh....this is why i changed my number first before i got amnesia! hahaha. seriously... but it's all good like i said, you should send a thank you card cuz you got hella much to be thankful for now. =) see you in vegas!
Posted by law student on 28 Dec 07 Friday - 7:43 PM
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how do you send a thank you card to a dumpster??? yanno Squalor Street and shit - bwaa hahahha... It's all good...and it ain't over. But yeaaaaaaaaaaah - Vegas it is.
Posted by Saucy on 28 Dec 07 Friday - 8:39 PM
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Can you handle my TRUTH?

SAY THAT SHIT ELAINEY.. hahahahahha cracking up.. still crackin up. gotta show adia so she can laugh..........
Posted by Can you handle my TRUTH? on 31 Dec 07 Monday - 5:38 PM
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you know how we do it. Now Serving 3,000,000,000,000,000
Posted by Saucy on 31 Dec 07 Monday - 6:15 PM
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i'm clutchin' my heart right now!!!

i'm sooooooooooo not about recycling people - there's a reason i threw your trash-ass out in the first place!
Posted by W.anderL.u$T on 02 Jan 08 Wednesday - 1:56 PM
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Bwaahahahha - you know how we do this...
Posted by Saucy on 03 Jan 08 Thursday - 1:45 PM
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Ray De Guzman

As much as I admire how you roll, I find it a tad disturbing that you could be so cruel. Sure, maybe the chump deserved it but he is only human after all. Infatuation is a hard thing to deal with...especially fruitless infatuation.

Maybe he deserves all of this...maybe he doesn't. You always want what you can't have...the grass is always greener and all that. Maybe he's unhappy with his girl and what he sees with you and Julian is the ideal situation for himself. Maybe he just want a piece of that dream.

A woman changed my life drastically...inspired me to lose 40 pounds this year and get my ass back home to Chi Town. It was never a relationship to her and maybe just infatuation for me. I pretty much screwed it up when I got back and I have't talked to her in months. I put that on myself though, it was my choice to keep my distance. I just hope the few text messages I sent her on her bday and through the holidays were not received with the same level of disdain as you. I love this girl...she changed my life and made me a better person. That in and of itself made the whole experience worthwhile.

Her best friend invited me to a party this weekend and I'm hoping that she is there and that maybe we can be cool again, but now I have my doubts.

I know my game is tight...I know I could probably be with anyone, but I want this girl. She has many qualities aside from physical beauty that I find rare and attractive. She also has infuriatingly bad things...but nobody is perfect and imperfections create beauty in my opinion.

Just a thought I wanted share with you, have a great new year!
Posted by Ray De Guzman on 03 Jan 08 Thursday - 5:51 PM
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Firstly...I respect your opinion which is why I approved the post. And I certainly can understand your empathy for the said dumbass. will notice that chump 1) Got spared...because although he was persistent - he was not irreverent.

Now...Let me address Chump 2) who got his text message posted. He was free to go any time he wanted and that's all he had to say, matter of fact - I offered to break up with him about 4x a week for a year - but he couldn't get his fallopian tubes unknotted and took the pussy way out. The only reason he wants to even REMOTELY be "friends" with me is because he thinks that by making good with me he can again be close friends with people whom I adore. His intention is to be a leech and a mooch as he was in the past. I may have forgiven those things in the past as his "girl/babysitter" but I will not now. As for this sack of shit being human - he ain't. As for him wanting a piece of the dream - he shouldn't. Maybe he deserves all of this? He deserved a lot more than I served his sorry ass - because I have assets to lose and a future to guard. And if he's unhappy - then that is what he planted for himself - slow terminal death would be too good for that fuckin' amoeba.

Like I said...I went easy - and I'm still going easy. But we can always play hard...coz all MY mothuhfucka's are FRESH off probation!

Finally...I admire how I roll - and that's what I live with.
Posted by Saucy on 03 Jan 08 Thursday - 6:11 PM
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you go girl!
Posted by Becky on 03 Jan 08 Thursday - 7:39 PM
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i would really hate for u not to love me no more hahahah...
Posted by anna on 04 Jan 08 Friday - 10:46 AM
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law student

let me just say this, for the sauce to love is infinite, there is no depth to the love and loyalty in our familial unit. however, once you cross the line (and it's not like you aren't given chances) then there lies the backlash. it's complete erasure, amnesia and the like that occurs through no fault other than your own. if you take the betrayal route, then you get thrown out. simple as that. really, it's not a complex concept, merely the reality of the situation.

if you keep poking a complacent beast, sooner or later, it's gonna bite back. =)
Posted by law student on 05 Jan 08 Saturday - 4:20 PM
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Posted by Saucy on 05 Jan 08 Saturday - 8:07 PM
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Benjamin Cohen


you should throw a flaming bag of poop through his window labled saucy
Posted by BenTheJew on 13 Jan 08 Sunday - 11:05 AM
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I trust that you will provide the bag of poop!
Posted by Saucy on 13 Jan 08 Sunday - 11:10 AM
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